Hitting the Target, and the earlier the better.

I am swiftly off to Target. Yes it is 5:19 am. You see I have to get a portable DVD player for my daughter and a Play Station 2 for my son. All at greatly reduced prices of course. I will not push or be rude, and I will not fake being trampled in order to get "paid." I will just politely do my shopping as quickly as possible so I can once again rest my head on a soft pillow. (Thank God I live 1/2 a block from Target!)

By the way HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL.