Friday, February 23, 2007

Nicked This Idea From The Peanut Queen

Top 5 Things you will NEVER here me say.

#5. Girl....The other day durring my Mamogram.....

#4. Sure you can stay up 3 hours past your bed time.

#3. I have had WAY too damn much Diet Coke today.

#2. Na, I think I'll leave my camera at home. I don't really feel like taking any pictures today.

And the Number One thing you will never hear the Fotonut say...

"I think I'll take a rain check on that blowjob."

4 Comments:

Blogger Marianna wrote...

OMG!!! BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am laughing outloud at #1!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

M~

24/2/07 6:20 am  
Blogger Steve F. wrote...

Oh, yeah, baby...

As I have often said, "That won't preach - but it IS true..." Especially number one...

Although I think I'd substitute this one for #4:
"Parachuting from planes? Spandex? Camo pants? Sure...bring it on..."

And this for #2:
"No, I'm pretty sure there's nothing I need to write about today. Let's just sit down and watch Survivor instead..."

26/2/07 6:05 am  
Blogger Marianna wrote...

Hello-o-o-o-o??

*crickets*

M~

1/3/07 4:37 am  
Blogger ~grey wrote...

hahahaha... MEN!
it is always about the BJ isn't it....

1/3/07 8:29 am  

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